[story] Adebimpe the Facebook girl season 2

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Episode 1

………………..8 weeks later.

SEGE: onihaxy, I don dey notice you all these days ooooo

ME: wetin happen? ***raised eyebrow***

SEGE: since that bimpe Dam don comot, you

just dey dull this days.

ME: hmmmmmm

SEGE: this one no be the matter of

“hmmmmmmm”, you sure say that girl never

wash pant inside food for you?, infact, I dey

suspect say she don lace her pusssy with juju.

ME: not really jaree. I just like bimpe and I

keep thinking about her. I don’t know why sha.

SEGE: **** laughs loudly***

hahahahahahahahaha. My Baddest Maga ever

liveth, I know say no be the girl dey worry you,

na her pusssy, hahahahaha ****pats me on

the laps and kept laughing****

ME: stop that jaree.

SEGE: hahahahahahaha. Chaii, na so her toto

sweet reach??, onihaxy talk true, e be like say

that girl dey give you special deliveries on


ME: “segun je ka serious jaree” I just love this

girl sha, I don’t know why I can’t take her off

my mind.

SEGE: guy, tell me say na joke!!

ME: segun, no be joke, I don tell you

something like this before?.

SEGE: ***hissed*** “ode”, instead of you to go

for an H.I.V test abi na AIDS dem dey call am,

you are here mourning about one Dam.

ME: you won’t understand sha.

SEGE: hahahahahaha, why won’t I

understand?, e be like say you were destined

to be her maga for life.

ME: no segun, I always have this feelings that

the judgement we gave her was too harsh.

SEGE: and so?, “iyen o kan aye men”. That is

the minimum judgement a Dam deserves,

ME: stop it jor.

SEGE: she should thank her stars that it

wasn’t in the period that I was desperate to

have money, I for don take her do rituals.

ME: segun haba!!!.

SEGE: na so now. I no know why you carry

sword-man’s abandon K—y-Cat for head like

this?, you don dey craze oo Mr maga.

ME: segun you know what? ****adjusted my

sitting position****, I keep wondering how she

would get back to port-harcourt without T.fare

as she didn’t have money on her.

SEGE: that one simple now, no be runs girl she

be?, sebi na to sell her toto give two or three

guys for bustop and make money.

ME: segun!!!!!!!!

SEGE: yes now mr maga, or patapata e, she go

sell her phone to make money, maybe that’s

why her number no dey go again sef?.

ME: hmmmmmmmmmm!. Oga oooo.

SEGUN : ogbeni forget matter jaree, I dey go

my house to prepare for tomorrow’s work.

ME: ok jaree padi e,

SEGUN: mr maga, you no go see me off?

ME: ***frowned*** no dey call me “maga”

again jor, I no like am jare.

SEGE: you dey craze, na certified maga you be.

If not for me, maybe you for don sell all your

properties give bimpe.

ME: na you sabi. Let me see you off.

SEGE: hahahahahahaha. If you like, kill

yourself ontop one yeye bimpe ooo, you

hear!!!!. Who knows?, maybe she dey ontop

another dicck right now rocking cowgirl’s

style. Abi no be that girl?

ME: wetin do am?

SEGE: chaiiii, that girl fit Bleep ontop

transformer ooooo.

ME: ***laughs*** segun, na you sabi, come

dey go your house abeg. I will branch at your

place tomorrow when I’m coming back from


SEGE: no wahala mr maga “hahahahaha”. My

regards to adebimpe oooooo. Hahahahaha.

ME: you no well.

Segun left my house, I sat down on my chair

and began to review all that happened

between me and adebimpe.

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